New puppy? Be honest.

Your puppy isn't broken. It's 11 weeks old.

The week-by-week plan for the biting, the 2am crate-crying, and the potty chaos, so you stop white-knuckling it and start actually enjoying your dog.

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$47 value · today $9

Instant download · works for puppies 8 weeks to 6 months · love it or your money back

Sound familiar?

If any of this is your week, you're not failing

You're doing the hardest part of dog ownership, the part nobody posts about.

The biting won't stop

Hands, ankles, the kids. Needle teeth on everything, and "no" does nothing. Your sweet puppy turned into a land shark overnight.

2am crate-crying

They scream, you cave, now it's worse, and nobody in the house has slept. Crate regression at night is real.

Potty accidents everywhere

You just took them out. You turn around. There it is. Fantastic indoors, then nothing the second you go outside.

"Some days I don't even like them"

The puppy blues hit hard, and feeling stressed, guilty, and overwhelmed doesn't make you a bad owner.

Here's what no one told you

It's not a discipline problem. It's a stage with a protocol.

You're not failing, and your puppy isn't stubborn or "bad." You're expecting adult behavior from a baby animal that's had no instructions yet. Give them the right protocol and the chaos has a finish line. It really does get so much better.

What's inside

A plan for the next 90 days, not 40 browser tabs

Weeks 1 to 12

The week-by-week roadmap

Exactly what to work on each week, so you're never guessing what's normal or what's next.

Protocol

The biting & mouthing fix

The redirect sequence that ends the land-shark phase. No yelling, no "dominance" nonsense.

Protocol

The crate-night plan

How to break the 2am crying spiral in the first few nights so the whole house sleeps.

Printable

The potty-training tracker

A simple log that turns potty training from chaos into a pattern you can actually see.

The whole thing

Everything, for less than a bag of treats

The First 90 Days week-by-week plan$27
The Biting & Mouthing protocol$10
The Crate-Night fix$8
The Potty-Training tracker (printable)$2
Today$47$9
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Try it risk-free

Run the plan for a month. If your first 90 days aren't calmer, and you don't feel more in control of your puppy, email us for a full refund. No hoops, no hard feelings. The risk is ours.

Questions

Quick answers

My puppy is already 5 months. Is it too late?
Not even close. The plan runs from 8 weeks to 6 months, so a 5-month-old is right in the window. You'll start where they are and work forward. The biting, crate, and potty protocols work the same at 5 months, they just tend to click a little faster.
How do I get it?
The second your payment goes through, you get an instant download link on screen and in your inbox. No waiting, no shipping. You can open it on your phone tonight and start before the next crate session.
What if it doesn't help?
Then you pay nothing. Run the plan for 30 days, and if your first 90 days aren't calmer, email us and we refund every cent. No hoops, no questions that make you feel bad.
Do I need to buy anything else?
Nope. Everything you need is in the plan. No clicker course, no special gear, no upsells waiting inside. If you've got a crate and some treats, you're set.

The chaos has a finish line.

Give your puppy the instructions they've been missing, and give yourself the next 90 days back.

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$47 value · today $9 · 30-day guarantee